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2013 Archive: The Star Trek Into Darkness

 “I am Khan!” “No, you’re just angry because I ate the last of the leftovers.”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
 "The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
 "Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
 "I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
 "I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
 "The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass? A: You look d...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
 "Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
 "I bought a chocolate bar for $12!" "Was it luxury?" "No, it was...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet07/17/2005 03:50Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Charmed_Ones04/09/2015 23:50The power of three... laughs!
@HTML_Hacker01/15/2002 08:12<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Tyler_Durden_Real05/26/2001 11:25Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S06/10/1997 17:38I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Wrestling_Nut07/26/2014 22:43Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Ring_Member_9801/13/1997 07:55Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Streamer_Pro_9903/14/2013 21:52Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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