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2013 Classic: The MRE “Vegetarian Taco Pasta”

Why was it in the box? To remind soldiers that “Combat Support” also includes emotional challenges.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter10/25/1996 00:324-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@PowerRanger_Red08/15/1996 00:06It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes01/17/2013 15:40Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules11/10/2015 00:31Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Mainframe_Manny10/18/2005 12:25Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green07/15/2004 18:45Super green! Hilarious!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan03/27/1996 07:07Silently laughing in the snow.
@Better_Off_Dead07/04/2002 11:56I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Selfie_King_0504/24/1995 11:36Taking a photo of me laughing!
@Retro_End_User09/28/2010 04:06The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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