2009 Archive: The Paul Blart
I told her I’m a Mall Cop. She said, “You’re barely the ‘Living Room Cop’.” Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar &… Read More »2009 Archive: The Paul Blart
2009 Vintage: The Red Bull
“Still giving you wings?” “No, just a twitchy eye.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Laptop Weight
Why was it “Ultra-Thin”? Because they removed the Ethernet port and told us to “believe in the Wi-Fi.” Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Laptop Weight
2008 Archive: The Sailor
“A room without light is just a ship without a compass.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive.… Read More »2008 Archive: The Sailor
2008 Archive: Best Dance Recording
Why “Lovestoned/I Think She Knows”? Because Justin Timberlake was the only person who could make 2008 feel like 2077. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2008 Archive: Best Dance Recording
2008 Legacy: The Wedding Video
She’s trying to sell the “10th Anniversary Special Edition” of our wedding, featuring a 2-hour interview with her about what she would have changed. Part… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Wedding Video
2007 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution archive.… Read More »2007 Classic: The Hatch
2007 Classic: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Classic: The Scared Computer
2006 Vintage: The “Wind It Up” Gwen
She’s yodeling over a Sound of Music sample. Gwen Stefani is officially in her “experimental” phase. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Wind It Up” Gwen
2006 Archive: The Miami Vice Mumbles
Why Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell? For a movie so moody and dark that the actors forgot to speak clearly, making the whole thing feel… Read More »2006 Archive: The Miami Vice Mumbles