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2008 Legacy: The Laptop Weight

 Why was it “Ultra-Thin”? Because they removed the Ethernet port and told us to “believe in the Wi-Fi.”

Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The 2008 “Great Recession & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue10/11/2015 02:55Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/06/2009 06:34I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan05/04/2004 15:31I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Bernie_Mittens01/26/1999 23:19I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Frame_Set_Wizard07/08/1995 22:43I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Prodigy_User_X08/16/2011 21:42Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@CounterStrike_Pro03/29/2000 14:28Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Me_Gusta_Face09/11/2007 22:54Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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