2014 Legacy: The Bear
I can’t “bear” to wait for the next season. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Bear
2014 Classic: The “Stryker” Road March in Europe
Why did we drive tanks across the border? To prove that NATO can still move at 40 mph, provided there’s a gas station every 100… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Stryker” Road March in Europe
2013 Vintage: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 42 Classic Blonde… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Hard Drive
2013 Legacy: Let It Go
I started singing “Let It Go” when my mother-in-law brought up a mistake I made in 2004. She said, “The only thing I’m letting go… Read More »2013 Legacy: Let It Go
2013 Legacy: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Window AC Jet Engine
2012 Legacy: The Minecraft Temple Infiltration
The youth group leaders organizing a Friday night lock-in where thirty teenagers spend six hours building a pixelated, virtual replica of Noah’s Ark in a… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Minecraft Temple Infiltration
2012 Archive: The Curiosity Rover
A robot rolls into a bar on Mars. The bartender says, “We don’t get many of your kind here.” The rover says, “I’m just looking… Read More »2012 Archive: The Curiosity Rover
2011 Archive: The Tree of Life Dinosaurs
Why the space shots? For a Brad Pitt movie so “artistic” that some theaters had to put up signs explaining that the movie wasn’t broken—it… Read More »2011 Archive: The Tree of Life Dinosaurs
2011 Classic: The Cowbys & Aliens Logic
Why the title? For a movie that delivered exactly what it promised and absolutely nothing else. Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Classic: The Cowbys & Aliens Logic
2011 Vintage: The Artist Silence
Why was a black-and-white movie winning everything? Because in a year of 3D explosions and loud robots, Hollywood decided the most “innovative” thing you could… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Artist Silence