2023 Vintage: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Ivana
2021 Legacy: The Windows 11 Launch
Why was the taskbar in the middle of the screen? Because Microsoft decided that “Innovation” means moving the Start button three inches to the right.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Windows 11 Launch
2021 Archive: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” fine with staying home. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Bo Burnham Fan
“Welcome to the internet… have a look around. Everything that brain of yours can think of (except a working bulb) can be found.” Part of… Read More »2021 Classic: The Bo Burnham Fan
2021 Archive: The Suez Block
Why did the traveler arrive three months late? Because he was waiting for a single boat named Ever Given to stop playing “Tetris” in the middle of… Read More »2021 Archive: The Suez Block
2020 Classic: The Magnet
I’m “attracted” to the fridge more than ever. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Anesthesia
“Count backwards from ten.” “Ten… nine… social… distance…” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Social Distancing Logic
“Why are you standing six feet away from me?” “Because the government told me to.” “Kevin, we’re in our own bedroom.” “I’m just a very law-abiding… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Social Distancing Logic
2020 Legacy: The Fly on Pence’s Head
Why was the traveler laughing at the debate? Because a single insect had a better “front-row seat” than anyone else in the country. Part of… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Fly on Pence’s Head
2020 Classic: The Librarian
“The darkness is just a ‘Stay at Home’ order for your eyes.” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the… Read More »2020 Classic: The Librarian