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2019 Archive: The Shazam! Kid-body

Why Zachary Levi? For proving that being a superhero is actually a lot of fun if you’re secretly a 14-year-old who just wants to buy beer and test your lightning powers.

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Minecraft Movie Square-off
Why does everything look like a block? For a movie that proved th...read more »
2023 Classic: The Hunger Games
The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes: Why the snow? For a prequel...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
Why Jesse Plemons? For a two-minute scene so terrifying that ever...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition
In 1996, Hollywood was caught between the blockbuster boom and th...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Why the delay? For a sequel that felt like the last guest at a pa...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition
In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib, Anxiety & Dogpool” Edition
In 2024, Hollywood embraced the spectacle and the "Messy Multi-ve...read more »
2024 Classic: The Deadpool & Wolverine Bromance
Why was Marvel saved? Because Ryan Reynolds convinced Hugh Jackma...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer, Kenergy & Atomic Hats” Edition
In 2023, the box office didn't just recover—it exploded. It was t...read more »

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2025 Classic: The 2025 Final Industry Vibe
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey05/02/2015 17:30With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl09/24/2005 12:08Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@CRT_Brightness09/08/2007 22:31I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Baywatch_Runner10/11/2014 00:11Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Toy_Story_Woody12/17/1998 21:46There is a joke in my boot!
@Requiem_Dreamer10/12/2005 11:01That was intense... and funny!
@Wrestling_Nut10/04/2004 11:29Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real07/05/1998 10:46I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@PopUp_Blocker_X12/30/2002 14:55I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Stick_Death_Fan09/30/2007 19:48Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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