2020 Classic: The Home Office
My doctor’s ‘office’ is now his laundry room. I can see his socks drying behind his head. Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Classic: The Home Office
2020 Classic: The Magnet
I’m “attracted” to the fridge more than ever. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Shazam! Kid-body
Why Zachary Levi? For proving that being a superhero is actually a lot of fun if you’re secretly a 14-year-old who just wants to buy… Read More »2019 Archive: The Shazam! Kid-body
2018 Legacy: The Nintendo Switch Smash Hype
The crowd of kids huddling around a single locker during afternoon recess to watch an intense multiplayer fighting tournament on a tiny hybrid screen. Part… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Nintendo Switch Smash Hype
2017 Classic: The Salt Bae
A guy orders a steak and starts sprinkling salt down his sweaty forearm onto the meat. The bartender says, “Sir, that’s a health code violation.… Read More »2017 Classic: The Salt Bae
2017 Vintage: The iPhone X
A guy tries to pay by staring at the cash register. The bartender says, “FaceID doesn’t work on my 1994 register, Steve. Use your card.”… Read More »2017 Vintage: The iPhone X
2017 Vintage: The 2017 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2017? Because when facts are “alternative,” the billable hours are infinite. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts… Read More »2017 Vintage: The 2017 Verdict
2016 Classic: The 2016 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing a ‘dad hat’ and a ‘choker’ necklace. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016 Legend
2016 Vintage: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 58 Classic… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Fan
2015 Legacy: The Death of Lemmy Kilmister
Why the Ace of Spades? For the loss of the loudest man in rock, leaving the world a much quieter and less “Jack and Coke”… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Death of Lemmy Kilmister