Why the space shots? For a Brad Pitt movie so “artistic” that some theaters had to put up signs explaining that the movie wasn’t broken—it was just Terrence Malick being Terrence Malick.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
... (Laughter in silence).