2020 Classic: The Librarian

“The darkness is just a ‘Stay at Home’ order for your eyes.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? S...read more »

In 2025, the line between human and machine has become even more ...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

In 1997, the "Information Superhighway" was becoming a crowded fr...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

@ICQ_Classic03/30/2011 06:32That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Baywatch_Runner02/05/2000 06:19Laughing in slow motion right now!

@DotCom_Survivor07/02/1998 19:51I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Cipher_Steak06/23/2011 04:06Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu06/14/2009 12:13Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance09/05/2012 03:47Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@BackToFuture_M01/24/2003 03:28Great Scott! This joke is from the future!