Why did the traveler arrive three months late? Because he was waiting for a single boat named Ever Given to stop playing “Tetris” in the middle of the Suez Canal.
Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2021 “Revenge Travel & Suez Block” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
47 Travel Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Pharrell’s Hat” Edition
In 2014, travel became "on-demand." Uber and Lyft&...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition
In 2011, travel became "smart." We started talking to our phones,...read more »
The TSA Experience
Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »
The Tourist Trap
A place designed to separate you from your dignity and cash.I wen...read more »
44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition
In 1996, travel was caught between two worlds. You still carried ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Language Barrier
Why did the traveler get a tattoo of a cabbage? Because he used ...read more »
The Beach Sand
The only souvenir that stays with you for three years.I went to t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Umbrella
Why did the umbrella refuse to open? Because the weather API sai...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Glitch & Stanley Craze” Edition
In 2024, travel became a battle against IT systems and queues for...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hyperloop
Why did the 500-mile trip take 20 minutes? Because gravity is ju...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Hologram Tour Guide
Why did the tourist walk through his guide? Because it was a hig...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Beach
Why was the sand so clean? Because thousands of tiny "Sand-Bots"...read more »
The Duty Free Shop
Buying giant chocolate bars because they feel free (they aren’t)....read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Maid
Why was the room so tidy? Because the maid is a swarm of 500 mic...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Laughing in slow motion right now!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Super green! Hilarious!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.