“Why are you standing six feet away from me?” “Because the government told me to.” “Kevin, we’re in our own bedroom.” “I’m just a very law-abiding citizen, Martha. Also, you haven’t showered since Tuesday.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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