2006 Archive: The Miami Vice Mumbles
Why Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell? For a movie so moody and dark that the actors forgot to speak clearly, making the whole thing feel… Read More »2006 Archive: The Miami Vice Mumbles
2005 Classic: The My Chemical Romance Fan
“I’m not okay! (I’m not okay!) …because the light is out.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Classic: The My Chemical Romance Fan
2005 Classic: The Empire Falls Cast
Why so many nominations? Because if you put Paul Newman and Ed Harris in a town in Maine, the Emmys will follow them with a… Read More »2005 Classic: The Empire Falls Cast
2005 Archive: The London 2012 Win
Why was Jacques Chirac grumpy? Because he said British food was the second worst in Europe, and 24 hours later, London took the Olympics right… Read More »2005 Archive: The London 2012 Win
2004 Vintage: The Gmail Hunt
Why was the intern acting like a drug dealer? He was offering “invites” to a new email service called Gmail in exchange for the good… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Gmail Hunt
2004 Legacy: The “She Will Be Loved” Video
Adam Levine is in a love triangle with a mother and a daughter. 2004 music videos were basically soap operas. Part of the 73 Observational… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “She Will Be Loved” Video
2004 Classic: Mean Girls (Regina George)
Why couldn’t anyone make “fetch” happen in 2004? Because Regina George was the only person in Hollywood who could shut down a global trend with… Read More »2004 Classic: Mean Girls (Regina George)
2004 Classic: The Internet Search
She searched for “Is it possible to return a son-in-law to the factory for a refund?” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook… Read More »2004 Classic: The Internet Search
2003 Vintage: The “Peacekeeping” Reality
Why did the soldiers hate it? Because “Police Work” with an M16 is like trying to do surgery with a sledgehammer. Part of the 39… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Peacekeeping” Reality
2003 Vintage: The SARS Mask
I saw my doctor wearing three masks. I asked, “Is it because of SARS?” He said, “No, it’s because I haven’t had time to brush… Read More »2003 Vintage: The SARS Mask