Why did the soldiers hate it? Because “Police Work” with an M16 is like trying to do surgery with a sledgehammer.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Problem? No, just laughs!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.