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2006 Archive: The Miami Vice Mumbles

Why Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell? For a movie so moody and dark that the actors forgot to speak clearly, making the whole thing feel like a very expensive cologne commercial.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan09/11/2010 12:50Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector04/19/2011 21:42This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Msdos_Expert07/05/2011 12:44DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Pedro_For_Pres07/02/1998 10:50Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@This_Is_Fine_Dog11/27/2014 02:37Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club09/19/1996 00:08All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Orkut_Member_9903/04/2002 17:09A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Tagged_Network10/12/2012 08:31You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@True_Story_Neil10/08/2005 22:01True story! I was there!
@Anonymous_User08/11/2001 14:06We are many. We are laughing.

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