Why was Jacques Chirac grumpy? Because he said British food was the second worst in Europe, and 24 hours later, London took the Olympics right out of Paris’s hands.
Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Raincoats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.