2002 Vintage: The AIM Away Message Drama
Spending an hour writing a cryptic, emotional song lyric as your AOL Instant Messenger status so your crush would ask what was wrong. Part of… Read More »2002 Vintage: The AIM Away Message Drama
2002 Vintage: The Map
I’m a traveler. I’m just “un-folding.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: Lilo & Stitch
Why was the word “Ohana” on every card? Because a blue alien taught us that family means “nobody gets left behind”—even the uncle who always… Read More »2002 Vintage: Lilo & Stitch
2002 Legacy: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of the movie once I’m inside! Part of the 45 Classic… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Alex
The Winamp Skin Pride (2001)
“It really whips the llama’s ass!” – If you didn’t spend 4 hours choosing a transparent Winamp skin, did you even live in the 00s?
1999 Legacy: The “Wild Wild West” Budget
They spent $170 million on a giant mechanical spider, and I’m still not sure why. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition… Read More »1999 Legacy: The “Wild Wild West” Budget
1998 Legacy: The Microsoft Antitrust Trial
Why was Bill Gates in court? Because the government was worried that one man owning all the “Windows” might make it too hard for them… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Microsoft Antitrust Trial
1998 Legacy: The Folder
Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “save” her progress. Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Folder
1998 Archive: The DVD Laser Suspicion
Watching a shiny silver movie disc spin in a tray and predicting that a single speck of house dust will completely erase the entire feature… Read More »1998 Archive: The DVD Laser Suspicion
1997 Classic: The 1997 New Year’s Eve
Why were we excited for 1998? Because we wanted to see if Tyson would try to eat anyone else and if France could actually play… Read More »1997 Classic: The 1997 New Year’s Eve