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2002 Vintage: Lilo & Stitch

 Why was the word “Ohana” on every card? Because a blue alien taught us that family means “nobody gets left behind”—even the uncle who always falls asleep on the couch.

Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Shrek_Ogrelord11/08/2003 21:04Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Napster_User_9905/01/1998 07:20Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Fight_Club_Member11/18/2009 09:38I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@RoboCop_9003/19/1996 05:41Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry05/23/1996 15:08In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@HotBot_User04/14/2009 21:26Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

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