1998 Archive: The DVD Laser Suspicion

Watching a shiny silver movie disc spin in a tray and predicting that a single speck of house dust will completely erase the entire feature film.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, growing older meant watching your grandchildren swing th...read more »

Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the...read more »

In 2010, growing older meant facing a world that was suddenly det...read more »

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around ev...read more »

In 2000, growing older meant entering a brand-new millennium with...read more »

Attempting to stand up from a relative's plastic-wrapped sofa in ...read more »

Refusing to look at a calendar app on a smartphone, firmly mainta...read more »

Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, co...read more »

In 2019, growing older meant looking at the internet's "10-Year C...read more »

In 2002, growing older meant standing firm against an onslaught o...read more »

Walking completely out of a local diner because the manager point...read more »

In 2007, growing older meant launching a full-scale resistance ag...read more »

In 2011, growing older meant entering a world where people were s...read more »

Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:0...read more »

@Doom_Guy05/10/2001 15:27Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Frame_Set_Wizard10/23/2004 03:58I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@PopUp_Blocker_X02/14/2012 04:03I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Dogpile_Fan_Club11/09/2005 05:56All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@I_See_What_You04/25/2015 18:32I see what you did there. Clever!