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1997 Classic: The 1997 New Year’s Eve

 Why were we excited for 1998? Because we wanted to see if Tyson would try to eat anyone else and if France could actually play soccer.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Friends_Lover08/13/1995 08:51Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Finding_Nemo_Dory05/27/2011 11:23Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Bluetooth_Bot09/07/1996 04:45Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Donny_V_ShutUp11/10/1995 11:11Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H08/30/2013 21:49Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Charlie_Unicorn04/19/1996 20:53We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Fred_Channel_0601/12/2007 05:43HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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