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1996 Vintage: The Sanka Coffee Kettle

The older ladies in the kitchen refusing to use the new coffee maker, relying instead on a massive aluminum kettle to boil water for instant decaf.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Modem_Meltdown09/13/2010 21:57My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Linux_Distro_User12/17/2013 13:42Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Antivirus_Pro12/30/2013 05:13No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Donny_V_ShutUp11/29/2012 20:35Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Hat_Tip_Sir03/02/2007 05:22M’lady... this joke is superb.

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