I can’t “bear” to wait for the next season.
Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Classic. Simply classic.