2001 Classic: The “Targeting Pod” Shortage
Why were they so valuable? Because in 2001, if you didn’t have a laser pod, you were just a very fast, very expensive bird-watcher. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Targeting Pod” Shortage
2001 Vintage: The Daft Punk “Discovery” Future
Why the anime movie? Because the robots ditched the gritty house for “One More Time” disco-pop, proving that helmets and Auto-Tune were the uniform of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Daft Punk “Discovery” Future
2001 Legacy: The Ghost’s Diet
What do ghosts eat for dinner? “Spook-hetti.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Pokémon Master
I don’t need to change it, I’ll just use a Pikachu with a Flash attack! Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Archive: The Pokémon Master
1999 Archive: The Neo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Neo. / Neo who? / Neo-body home? I’ve been knocking for ages! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1999 Archive: The Neo
1998 Archive: The Dreamcast News
Why was the gamer excited? He heard about the Sega Dreamcast and spent his flight imagining 128-bit graphics instead of the blurry clouds outside. Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The Dreamcast News
1998 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1998 Archive: The Honeydew
1996 Classic: The Flower
I’m a florist. I’m just blooming. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Vintage: The Unabomber Sketch
Why was the cousin in the hoodie and sunglasses told to leave the table? Because in 1996, that wasn’t “streetwear,” it was a reason to… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Unabomber Sketch
1996 Legacy: The “Pocahontas” Best Song
Why did Disney win again? Because “Colors of the Wind” is the only song that can make a room full of millionaires feel guilty about… Read More »1996 Legacy: The “Pocahontas” Best Song