2005 Vintage: The Laptop “Widescreen”
Why did the salesman like it? Because he could have his “Work” on one side and a low-res “YouTube” video on the other. Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Laptop “Widescreen”
2005 Archive: The New Year’s 2006
“My resolution is to spend less time on YouTube and more time in reality… as soon as this ‘Evolution of Dance’ video finishes.” Part of the 52… Read More »2005 Archive: The New Year’s 2006
2005 Classic: The Honorary Award for Sidney Lumet
Why? Because after 12 Angry Men and Network, the Academy realized they should probably say “Thank You” before he retired. Part of the 36 Oscars… Read More »2005 Classic: The Honorary Award for Sidney Lumet
2005 Vintage: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks get an award? They were “outstanding” in their scent. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Gym Socks
2004 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the MySpace profile? Because he proved it was a “digital asset with significant networking value.” Part of the 53 Lawyer… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
2004 Archive: The Hellboy Hand
Ron Perlman with a giant red stone hand. It’s the most specific superhero aesthetic ever. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening… Read More »2004 Archive: The Hellboy Hand
2003 Classic: The Custom Burned Worship CD
The youth leader spending half of Saturday downloading MP3 files to burn a custom worship mix for the summer road trip, only for the old… Read More »2003 Classic: The Custom Burned Worship CD
2002 Vintage: The “embedded” journalist training
Why were reporters doing push-ups? To prepare them for a war where the biggest danger wasn’t the enemy, but a Sergeant who thinks “Press” is… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “embedded” journalist training
2002 Legacy: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s starting to affect the Earth’s rotation. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Suitcase
2002 Legacy: The Stockard Channing Double
Why did she win two Emmys in one night? Because playing the First Lady and a movie role is just a busy Tuesday for her.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Stockard Channing Double