Why were reporters doing push-ups? To prepare them for a war where the biggest danger wasn’t the enemy, but a Sergeant who thinks “Press” is a type of exercise.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
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