2010 Vintage: The E-Reader Rejection
Refusing to look at a digital book screen because a machine doesn’t let you manually lick your index finger to turn a paper page. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: The E-Reader Rejection
2010 Vintage: The 2010 Foursquare Check-in
I just became the “Mayor” of my local Starbucks. I don’t get free coffee, I just get a digital badge and a sense of shame.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The 2010 Foursquare Check-in
2010 Archive: The Katy Perry (California Gurls) Fan
One, but the bulb is made of candy and shoots whipped cream. Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Katy Perry (California Gurls) Fan
2008 Legacy: The Taken Movie
“I have a very particular set of skills.” “Does ‘particular set of skills’ include finding the TV remote? Because I’ve been looking for an hour.” Part… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Taken Movie
2008 Vintage: The Kung Fu Panda
A panda walks into a bar and asks for “The Dragon Scroll.” The bartender hands him a menu. Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Kung Fu Panda
2008 Vintage: The Netbook Peak
Why was the salesman squinting at a 9-inch screen? Because “Netbooks” were the 2008 trend, proving that humans would suffer anything for a $200 laptop.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Netbook Peak
2008 Archive: Gossip Girl (Chuck & Blair)
Why was everyone wearing headbands? Because in 2008, we all wanted to be “spotted” on the steps of the Met being elegantly miserable. Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: Gossip Girl (Chuck & Blair)
2008 Vintage: The Wrestler Heartbreak
Why Mickey Rourke? For a comeback so raw it made everyone in 2008 want to hug a professional wrestler and then never watch wrestling again.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Wrestler Heartbreak
2006 Legacy: The Laptop Battery Recall (Again)
Why was the meeting held in the parking lot? Because half the laptops in the office were “fire hazards” according to the news. Part of… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Laptop Battery Recall (Again)
2006 Classic: The Final 2006 Political Vibe
Why was it a “Year of Retribution”? Because the voters “thumped” the incumbents, the courts sentenced the CEOs, and the internet started recording every single… Read More »2006 Classic: The Final 2006 Political Vibe