2017 Archive: The Death of Hugh Hefner
Why was it the end of an era? Because the man who built an empire on pajamas and silk robes was finally out-dressed by a… Read More »2017 Archive: The Death of Hugh Hefner
2017 Archive: The Dunkirk Fan
One, but it’s told from three different perspectives (the floor, the ladder, and the ceiling). Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The… Read More »2017 Archive: The Dunkirk Fan
2017 Legacy: The Kendrick Lamar (Humble) Fan
“Sit down. Be humble… and hold the ladder.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Office Chair “Gaming Chair” Trend
Why was the accountant sitting in a racing seat? Because he heard it was “Ergonomic” and now he feels like he’s doing taxes at 200… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Office Chair “Gaming Chair” Trend
2017 Vintage: The Russell Westbrook 42 Triple-Doubles
Why was Oscar Robertson’s record broken? Because Russ decided that double digits were for amateurs and triple-doubles were his new daily ritual. Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Russell Westbrook 42 Triple-Doubles
2017 Vintage: Best Rock Song
Why “Blackstar”? Because David Bowie’s final parting gift was so powerful that even the Academy couldn’t overlook it. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: Best Rock Song
2016 Legacy: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the layers of the map. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Onion
2016 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why did the desert sweep again? To show that “Loud” can also be “Artistic” if you do it in a wasteland. Part of the 41… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
2016 Archive: The Amazon Echo Owner
“Alexa, change the bulb.” Alexa: “Ordering 500 lbs of lightbulbs now.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Archive: The Amazon Echo Owner
2015 Vintage: The 2015 Pluto Photos
We finally saw Pluto and it has a heart on it! It’s still not a planet, but it’s a very cute dwarf. Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The 2015 Pluto Photos