2022 Vintage: The Best Sound Win
Why did the desert movie win again? Because the “Voice” in Dune is the scariest thing to happen to ears since the invention of the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Best Sound Win
2022 Legacy: The “Winning” Narrative
Why did it change to “Strategic Defeat of Russia”? Because “Winning” in 2022 meant making sure the other guy runs out of T-62s before you… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Winning” Narrative
2022 Vintage: The Bones and All Road Trip
Why the “eating”? For a movie that suggested that being a cannibal is just another way of being a lonely teenager in the 80s. Part… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Bones and All Road Trip
2022 Vintage: The Home
I’m “pressing” the button to go back to 2019. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The “Sea Shanty” Craze
Why was everyone singing like an 18th-century sailor? Because “The Wellerman” reminded us that we’re all just waiting for the “sugar and tea and rum”… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Sea Shanty” Craze
2021 Legacy: The NFT Collector
They don’t change the bulb. They just buy a digital receipt of a JPEG of a light bulb for $2 million and call it “ownership.”… Read More »2021 Legacy: The NFT Collector
2020 Vintage: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost wash his hands? To stay “spook-tacularly” clean. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: The “30-40 Wild Hogs” Meme
Why was the backyard so crowded? Because 2019 taught us that the only thing standing between us and safety is a small army of feral… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “30-40 Wild Hogs” Meme
2019 Archive: The Cybertruck
She saw the reveal of the Tesla Cybertruck and said, “A vehicle with broken glass and a design that makes no sense? Finally, a car… Read More »2019 Archive: The Cybertruck
2018 Legacy: Spider-Man (PS4)
Why were we just swinging for hours? Because Insomniac finally gave us a web-swinging mechanic so perfect that we forgot there was an actual plot… Read More »2018 Legacy: Spider-Man (PS4)