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2017 Vintage: Best Rock Song

Why “Blackstar”? Because David Bowie’s final parting gift was so powerful that even the Academy couldn’t overlook it.

Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak & Lemonade Justice” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer12/11/1999 15:17You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Ebay_Sniper03/12/2014 15:41Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@SimCity_Mayor05/24/2007 22:50Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Backstreet_Fan06/25/1997 13:29I want it that way... the funny way!
@Men_In_Black_K10/18/1996 18:12We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@American_Psycho_P11/01/2008 10:46I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Lock_Stock_Two04/23/2015 12:22It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro12/24/2000 23:34Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Beavis_Cornholio11/17/1995 13:32I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Beanie_Campbell07/14/2000 23:11True friendship is sharing a good joke.

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