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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Winamp_Skin_Maker12/04/2010 04:26Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@SimCity_Mayor10/15/1998 18:55Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Ferris_Bueller10/25/2012 21:24Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Loituma_Girl05/14/2015 09:23Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Ermahgerd_Girl12/02/2011 00:33ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!