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1996 Legacy: The “Pocahontas” Best Song

Why did Disney win again? Because “Colors of the Wind” is the only song that can make a room full of millionaires feel guilty about nature.

Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 1996 “Braveheart, Apollo 13 & Whoopi’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor01/28/2001 00:06I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Shrek_Ogrelord01/03/2003 02:16Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@SoulSeek_Fan06/29/2008 11:57Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Jackass_Johnny08/30/2000 11:58Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry04/10/2010 07:44In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@One_Does_Not_S07/29/2004 15:57One does not simply read one joke.
@Distracted_Boy06/19/2014 17:02Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/05/2007 03:07All the search engines agree: this is funny.

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