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2001 Classic: The “Targeting Pod” Shortage

Why were they so valuable? Because in 2001, if you didn’t have a laser pod, you were just a very fast, very expensive bird-watcher.

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@SoulSeek_Fan07/24/1996 10:31Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Agent_Smith_0111/11/2009 04:22It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Project_Mayhem08/08/2003 00:05Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
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