2006 Archive: The Office Logic
I put his remote in Jello. He didn’t laugh. Apparently, I’m the only one who thinks I’m Jim. Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Archive: The Office Logic
2005 Vintage: The Black Eyed Peas “Monkey Business”
Why “My Humps”? For the song that was so bad it was good, proving that will.i.am had the secret formula for global earworms. Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Black Eyed Peas “Monkey Business”
2005 Classic: The Fun with Dick and Jane
“We’re turning to a life of crime!” “Let’s start by sneaking our own snacks into the movie theater.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral… Read More »2005 Classic: The Fun with Dick and Jane
2005 Classic: The Surgeon’s Prayer
“Dear Lord, let me be as good as I tell everyone I am.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s… Read More »2005 Classic: The Surgeon’s Prayer
2005 Vintage: The Chicago White Sox “Black Sox” Ghost
Why was it finally gone? Because 88 years of “The Curse” were erased in a single October night. Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Chicago White Sox “Black Sox” Ghost
2004 Vintage: The Motorola Razr V3
It’s thin, it’s metallic, and it makes the most satisfying “clap” sound when you hang up on someone. I feel like a secret agent from… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Motorola Razr V3
2004 Archive: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Archive: The Mustache
2003 Archive: The Vacuum
She says the vacuum is “pretending to be busy.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Game Boy Advance Battery
The supreme tragedy of your screen fading to dark right before you saved your game because you used cheap dollar-store batteries. Part of the 37… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Game Boy Advance Battery
2002 Vintage: The DVD Box Set Craze
I just bought the “Lord of the Rings” Extended Edition. It’s 4 discs and has more special features than I have actual friends. Part of… Read More »2002 Vintage: The DVD Box Set Craze