2014 Legacy: The Pharrell “Happy” Craze
Why did the White House use the song? To distract Americans from the fact that they weren’t actually that happy about the 2014 gas prices.… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Pharrell “Happy” Craze
2014 Vintage: Serial (The Podcast)
Why was the holiday dinner so quiet? Because everyone had their headphones in, trying to figure out if Adnan actually did it or if the… Read More »2014 Vintage: Serial (The Podcast)
2014 Vintage: Best Pop Solo Performance
Why “Royals”? Because Lorde’s voice is like a cool breeze in a room full of hairspray. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2014 “Get… Read More »2014 Vintage: Best Pop Solo Performance
2014 Archive: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus & Bryan Cranston Kiss
Why was everyone whispering? Because their passionate kiss on stage reminded everyone that Liz Lemon and Walter White would be the most terrifying power couple… Read More »2014 Archive: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus & Bryan Cranston Kiss
2014 Archive: The Best Cinematography
Why did Emmanuel Lubezki win? For making space look so beautiful that we almost forgot how terrifying it is to run out of oxygen. Part… Read More »2014 Archive: The Best Cinematography
2013 Vintage: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2013 Archive archive.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Java
2012 Classic: The Final Result
I posted a “survivor” selfie on Instagram. 2 likes. One was me. One was my mother. The world is a cold place. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Final Result
2012 Vintage: The Firefox “Version 15”
Why was the nerd laughing? “I updated my browser twice since we started this meeting!” Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Firefox “Version 15”
2011 Classic: The Desktop
I’m “surface” level deep in the App Store. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Unstoppable
I told her I’m like a runaway train. She said, “Then I’m the brake that’s going to save this family from financial ruin.” Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: The Unstoppable