I’m “surface” level deep in the App Store.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
You must construct additional laughs!
I should make a game about this joke.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!