Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
That still only counts as one laugh!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Tapping my way to a good mood.