2010 Legacy: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram &… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Walk
2010 Archive: The Community Snub
Why the whispers? Because the Academy didn’t understand Abed’s meta-jokes, which was the most meta thing about the night. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2010 Archive: The Community Snub
2009 Vintage: The “Slumdog” Sweep
Why did Slumdog Millionaire win eight Oscars? To prove that “Final Answer” isn’t just a game show catchphrase—it’s how the Academy voters felt about every… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Slumdog” Sweep
2009 Archive: Record of the Year
Why “Please Read the Letter”? Because it’s the most polite way to win a major award. Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising… Read More »2009 Archive: Record of the Year
2008 Legacy: The Soulja Boy Continuity
Why did the gym teacher look so completely exhausted? Because even though the song came out last year, the entire sixth grade still refused to… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Soulja Boy Continuity
2008 Vintage: The Cherry
I’m the “top” of the leaderboard. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Office Logic
I put his remote in Jello. He didn’t laugh. Apparently, I’m the only one who thinks I’m Jim. Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Archive: The Office Logic
2006 Archive: The High School Musical Phenomenon
Why was the 4th so “theatrical”? Because Disney Channel convinced every kid at the party that they were “All in This Together,” leading to spontaneous,… Read More »2006 Archive: The High School Musical Phenomenon
2006 Classic: The Gears of War
My husband is “revving” his chainsaw bayonet. I told him if he wants to cut something, there’s a hedge in the front yard that needs… Read More »2006 Classic: The Gears of War
2006 Vintage: The Delete
I’m “erasing” my old embarrassing statuses. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified