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2009 Archive: Record of the Year

Why “Please Read the Letter”? Because it’s the most polite way to win a major award.

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999 “Miseducation & Latin Explosion” Edition
In 1999, the 41st Grammy Awards were all about the "Queen of Soul...read more »
2024 Archive: Best Alternative Music Performance
Why "This Is Why"? Because Paramore is "Alternative" to everythin...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Rock Performance
Why "Not Strong Enough"? Because boygenius proved that three "sad...read more »
2024 Archive: Victoria Monét’s Moment
Why did she win Best New Artist? Because after writing hits for e...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sabrina’s Espresso Shot
Why did "Espresso" win Best Pop Solo? Because Sabrina Carpenter b...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Producer
Why Dan Nigro? Because he’s the secret architect behind every "sa...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002 “Songs in A Minor & Bluegrass Takeover” Edition
In 2002, the 44th Grammy Awards felt like a massive family reunio...read more »
2024 Vintage: Record of the Year
Why "Flowers"? Because Miley Cyrus proved that self-love is the m...read more »
2025 Classic: Charli XCX’s Brat Era
Why did she win Best Dance/Electronic Album? Because the Grammys ...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022 “Silk Sonic Sweep & Batiste’s Joy” Edition
In 2022, the 64th Grammy Awards moved to Vegas, and the energy wa...read more »

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In 2012, the 54th Grammy Awards were effectively an "Adele apprec...read more »
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In 1997, the 39th Grammy Awards were a battle between polished po...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Country Song
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36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The Suburbs & Gaga’s Egg” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link11/05/2015 05:03It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@GameBoy_Color05/11/2007 08:09Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Full_House_Lover07/23/2006 20:00You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Forrest_Gump_Running05/14/2006 02:33Laughing is as laughing does.
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril05/27/2008 23:10He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Top_Gun_Maverick07/31/2010 07:37I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Newgrounds_User03/18/2015 05:03Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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