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2004 Vintage: The Motorola Razr V3

 It’s thin, it’s metallic, and it makes the most satisfying “clap” sound when you hang up on someone. I feel like a secret agent from the future.

Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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