She says the vacuum is “pretending to be busy.”
Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing...
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never ...read more »
58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, we were all staring at our wrists and trying to figure o...read more »
The Dinner Guest
Hospitality is a virtue, unless it’s mandatory.I told my wife her...read more »
Did you hear about the man...
Did you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the l...read more »
The Cruise Ship
Vacations are better when you have a good story to tell.My mother...read more »
The Driving Lesson
Backseat driving taken to a whole new level of OHH!.My mother-in-...read more »
My wife said: ‘Can my mother...
My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023 “ChatGPT & Barbie” Edition
In 2023, everyone was asking ChatGPT to do their homework and won...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, the world was dancing the Macarena, the movie Indep...read more »
We got a new car for...
We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappag...read more »
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The Parrot's Choice
Even pets have to take sides in the family battle.I bought a parr...read more »
2019 Joke: Two Guys Were Talking
Two guys were talking at a bar. The first one said, “My mother-in...read more »
61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition
In 2016, you couldn’t walk down the street without tripping over ...read more »
58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, everyone was learning to "just keep swimming" while tryi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
The highest note of humor!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Deal with it. This is gold.