2004 Archive: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Independence_Day08/05/2009 16:48Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Hotmail_Checker01/14/2000 12:48Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Forrest_Gump_Running11/05/1999 05:47Laughing is as laughing does.

@Eminem_Fan_0003/03/2004 16:38Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@First_World_P05/10/2000 07:27My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Map_Maker_X07/10/2001 08:56The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Me_Gusta_Face09/28/2009 20:59Me Gusta this joke. Very much.