2009 Classic: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” hilarious. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Patch
I’m “fixing.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating element around a stiff hip and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Wheel of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
2009 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Debate
The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to start a “Twitter account” for the parish, completely unable to… Read More »2009 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Debate
2009 Archive: The 2009 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Uphill”? Because we were finally looking at the top of the mountain, only to realize there was another… Read More »2009 Archive: The 2009 Final Vibe
2008 Vintage: The Somali Pirate Surge
Why were they so active in 2008? Because hijacking a supertanker was the only business model that was still seeing a 100% return on investment.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Somali Pirate Surge
2007 Vintage: Nancy Pelosi’s First 100 Hours
Why was the new Speaker in such a rush? To prove that a woman in charge could get more done in four days than the… Read More »2007 Vintage: Nancy Pelosi’s First 100 Hours
2007 Archive: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the lack of a headphone jack (wait, not yet). Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007)… Read More »2007 Archive: The Escape
2007 Classic: The E-mail Attachment
She sent me a spreadsheet titled “Unpaid Debts of Gratitude: 2007 Edition.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Classic: The E-mail Attachment
2006 Classic: Amy Winehouse’s “Back to Black”
Why did she say “No, No, No”? Because she released an album so soulful it made the rest of the 2006 pop charts sound like… Read More »2006 Classic: Amy Winehouse’s “Back to Black”