Why was the new Speaker in such a rush? To prove that a woman in charge could get more done in four days than the previous Congress did in four years—mostly by staying away from the “Reply All” button.
Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner Drama
Why were the astronauts stuck on the ISS? Because in 2024, gettin...read more »
39 Politicians Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Emissions” Edition
In 2015, the world felt like it was shifting gears at 100 mph. It...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rise of Deepfakes
Why were politicians so nervous about video calls? Because in 202...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition
In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »
2024 Legacy: Raygun’s Breakdancing
Why was an Australian professor the star of the Olympics? Because...read more »
33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition
In 2013, privacy became a myth, the Papacy became "cool," and the...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment
Why did JD Vance regret his old interview? Because he realized th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Digital Nomad Tax
Why was 2025 the year of the laptop hunt? Because nations realize...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Water Wars of 2025
Why were neighboring countries fighting over rain? Because "cloud...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gaza Aid Pier
Why did the U.S. build a floating dock? To prove that "Logistics"...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Crypto-Island Scandal
Why did a Prime Minister flee to a Pacific island? Because it tur...read more »
2025 Legacy: The First AI Senator
Why was an amendment proposed in 2025 to allow algorithms to vote...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lunar Gateway Launch
Why did the station orbiting the Moon become the new UN? Because ...read more »
2023 Classic: The George Santos Scandals
Why was this Congressman so extraordinary? Because his resume was...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.