2007 Archive: The Escape

I’m “fleeing” from the lack of a headphone jack (wait, not yet).

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

@ModemWarrior12/15/1997 15:34I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Simpson_Quotes03/25/2003 14:07D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Linkin_Park_Fan05/13/2013 14:29In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro12/14/2009 22:53Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Animorphs_X11/10/1996 02:54I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Napoleon_Dyna08/13/2003 06:34Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Flash_Intro_Hater09/14/1997 00:36Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Noob_Slayer_X03/05/2000 06:15Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.