2002 Classic: The Sidecar
“Where’s the bike?” “In the parking lot, but I’m taking a cab.” “Good choice.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro… Read More »2002 Classic: The Sidecar
2002 Archive: The Xbox Live Launch
Why did the lawyer join Xbox Live? So he could practice “cross-examining” 12-year-olds from the comfort of his leather office chair. Part of the 48… Read More »2002 Archive: The Xbox Live Launch
2001 Classic: The Mulholland Drive Confusion
I watched it twice and I’m still not sure if the blue box is a metaphor or just a blue box. Part of the 63… Read More »2001 Classic: The Mulholland Drive Confusion
2000 Classic: Napster
Why was the internet so slow? Because the college kid was “sharing” the entire Beatles discography with 4 million strangers, one 128kbps file at a… Read More »2000 Classic: Napster
1999 Archive: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but he’s a Mac user and you’re a PC. We’re worried about compatibility.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Archive: The Transplant
1999 Archive: The 1999 New Year’s Eve
Why was the party so big? Because we survived the 90s, the Bulls dynasty was over, and we were ready to see what the year… Read More »1999 Archive: The 1999 New Year’s Eve
1999 Classic: The Goo Goo Dolls’ Snub
Why did “Iris” lose everything? Because the Academy decided that hearing the song 400 times a day on the radio was already enough of a… Read More »1999 Classic: The Goo Goo Dolls’ Snub
1998 Legacy: The Nagano Olympics
Why were the US Hockey stars trashing their dorm rooms? Because they realized that “Dream Teams” don’t work as well on ice when the Czech… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Nagano Olympics
1998 Archive: The Outkast “Aquemini” Alignment
Why the stars? Because Andre 3000 and Big Boi reached their final form, proving that the South had “something to say” and it sounded like… Read More »1998 Archive: The Outkast “Aquemini” Alignment
1997 Archive: The Bloody Mary
A guy orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender asks, “How spicy?” The guy says, “Make it hurt.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Archive: The Bloody Mary