2006 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Crash win this too? To prove that if you interweave 20 different characters, the voters will eventually find one they like. Part of… Read More »2006 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
2005 Classic: The “Temperature” Sean Paul
I still don’t know 80% of the lyrics, but I know the “gal” is definitely “hot.” Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Temperature” Sean Paul
2005 Legacy: The Rafael Nadal Debut
Why was the French Open red? Because a 19-year-old in pirate pants arrived and decided he was going to win the trophy every single year… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Rafael Nadal Debut
2005 Vintage: The X-Ray
“Your X-ray shows a broken heart.” “Really?” “No, you just swallowed a Valentine’s candy.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch &… Read More »2005 Vintage: The X-Ray
2004 Legacy: The Federer “Bagels” at US Open
Why was Lleyton Hewitt hungry? Because Federer beat him 6-0, 7-6, 6-0 in the final, serving up enough donuts to open a bakery. Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Federer “Bagels” at US Open
2004 Legacy: The GPS “Blue Force” Lag
Why was the screen blinking? Because in 2004, the “Digital Battlefield” still relied on a satellite connection that was slower than a teenager’s dial-up in… Read More »2004 Legacy: The GPS “Blue Force” Lag
2004 Classic: The Best Visual Effects
Why was it a lock? Because if you can make a CGI creature like Gollum win an argument with himself, you deserve a statue. Part… Read More »2004 Classic: The Best Visual Effects
2003 Classic: Daredevil
Why was the blind superhero so red? Because Ben Affleck tried his best, but the only thing we remember is the Evanescence soundtrack. Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: Daredevil
2003 Classic: Song of the Year
Why “Don’t Know Why”? Because even the songwriter probably didn’t know why it was so incredibly catchy. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Classic: Song of the Year
2002 Classic: The Sidecar
“Where’s the bike?” “In the parking lot, but I’m taking a cab.” “Good choice.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro… Read More »2002 Classic: The Sidecar