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2004 Legacy: The Federer “Bagels” at US Open

Why was Lleyton Hewitt hungry? Because Federer beat him 6-0, 7-6, 6-0 in the final, serving up enough donuts to open a bakery.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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