Why was the French Open red? Because a 19-year-old in pirate pants arrived and decided he was going to win the trophy every single year for the rest of his life.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.