2012 Archive: Maroon 5 (One More Night)
Why was Adam Levine a boxer? Because in 2012, he was fighting to keep his spot on The Voice and the top of the charts at the… Read More »2012 Archive: Maroon 5 (One More Night)
2011 Legacy: The iPhone “Antenna” Solution
Why was the boss’s phone wearing a “Bumper”? To make sure he didn’t “hold it wrong” and drop the call to the CEO. Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The iPhone “Antenna” Solution
2011 Vintage: Moneyball
Why was Brad Pitt using a computer? Because in 2011, he proved that baseball isn’t about home runs—it’s about math and Jonah Hill sitting in… Read More »2011 Vintage: Moneyball
2010 Legacy: The Orange
I’m “glad” I’m not using a stylus. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but only if it’s sous-vide.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the iPad archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The How to Train Your Dragon Fan
One, but the bulb is a Night Fury and it’s very hard to spot in the dark. Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010… Read More »2010 Vintage: The How to Train Your Dragon Fan
2010 Classic: Tron
Legacy: Why was the tree decorated with neon tubes? Because Daft Punk’s soundtrack made us all want to live in a dark digital grid wearing glowing… Read More »2010 Classic: Tron
2010 Legacy: The Eyjafjallajökull Eruption
Why could nobody pronounce the name of this volcano? Because nature wanted to show it could stop globalization with just dust, forcing politicians back onto… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Eyjafjallajökull Eruption
2010 Classic: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “App Store Blue” font? To trick the client into clicking “Accept All Fees.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Classic: The Small Print
2009 Vintage: The Patch
I’m “fixing.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified