2016 Legacy: Batman v Superman
Why did they stop fighting? Because their moms were both named Martha, proving that in 2016, coincidence was the strongest superpower of all. Part of… Read More »2016 Legacy: Batman v Superman
2015 Legacy: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Elastic Waistband Creed
2014 Archive: The Imitation Game Code
Benedict Cumberbatch solved the Enigma code and I still can’t figure out my own Netflix password. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral… Read More »2014 Archive: The Imitation Game Code
2014 Vintage: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” with every notification. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Launch of Chromecast
Why was there a dongle in my TV? Because Google gave us a $35 way to beam our YouTube videos from our phone to the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Launch of Chromecast
2013 Legacy: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Cake
2013 Vintage: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Ivana
2013 Archive: The Siri Prescription
I asked Siri to find me a doctor. She said, “I found three bars nearby.” I told my doctor, and he said, “Siri knows me… Read More »2013 Archive: The Siri Prescription
2013 Vintage: The Sun
I’m “shining” through the pixels. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: Maroon 5 (One More Night)
Why was Adam Levine a boxer? Because in 2012, he was fighting to keep his spot on The Voice and the top of the charts at the… Read More »2012 Archive: Maroon 5 (One More Night)